a million moths.

the food network this evening and there’s no turning back. in just 10 minutes, i saw three thousand strawberries get dunked in chocolate, 400 pounds of scallions get seasoned for six hours and i saw a baker sculpt a cake into a three-foot, diamond encrusted stiletto! a stiletto, people! not to mention that every other infomercial makes me want to reach for my debit card and surrender to the gadget gods. how come no one ever told me about this tv paradise?!