dear ira glass
April 23, 2009

lys, tracie, marie, elena and i went to see your radio show tonight in alhambra and i thought you should know that four out of five of us girls have decided we love you and we want to have your babies. (really, three out of five, since elena says she’ll settle for a night on the town with you.) but lys, tracie and i. we’re talking babies: nerdy little ira glass babies with beautiful journalistic minds and big thick glasses.

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